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TRUE BLOOD, Series Finale

True Blood met its final death with the odd mix of zany plot twists, lingering grief, exploding vampires, dropped narratives, and awkward allegories about discrimination that defined all seven seasons of the series. Much of the episode was dedicated to Bill and Sookie arguing about Bill’s impending death.  He desperately wants Sookie to kill him with her faerie powers. Not only will this release Bill from the burdens of being a vampire, but will mean that Sookie is no longer fae. After seeking counsel on the issue from a range of somewhat unlikely individuals, including Jason and Reverend Daniels, Sookie agrees to sever the ties between herself and the world of vampires by killing Bill. Eric and Pam, meanwhile, serve [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode Nine

With just two more episodes to go and shocked by Bill’s refusal to drink Sarah Newlin’s blood, Team Everyone Else tries to reason with him.  Sookie even slaps him. Twice.  She goes for a third time, but Eric stops her. Jessica is just as upset, but her slap is more metaphorical.  She demands Bill release her and he gives an awesome speech about how proud he is of the vampire she’s grown up to be.  This is the first parenthood-related moment of this episode, but not the last, and we’re all pretty sure that Sookie is still having sad vampire Bill’s sad vampire baby. Meanwhile, Sam’s plotline gets wrapped up with him almost entirely off camera.  He’s left Sookie a [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode Eight

We’re three episodes from the end of True Blood forever, and this week the show actually manages to wrap up two plots (Tara’s and Violet’s), while continuing to reopen Hoyt’s, and completely ignoring that Sam even exists. The episode opens with Sarah Newlin begging Eric to kill her so that she can be the new messiah (and Eric having been the king of bad choices regarding Sarah’s sister), Eric drinks from her, gets cured, and leaves her alive. Back in Bon Temps, Sookie and Bill follow-up last episode’s sad sex with a sad post-coital chat about a plot from seasons three and four you might not even remember. This involved Sophie-Ann wanting Bill to bring Sookie to her, and Sookie [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode Seven

Now that the audience knows there’s a cure for Hep V, it’s time for everyone on True Blood to be incompetent in order to make the plot last through the end of the season. Erin, Pam, and the American head of the Yakanomo Corporation interrogate Sarah’s sister, since she’s now the key to everything. Despite – or because of – this, Eric lets his vampire temper get the better of him and stakes her before finding out where Sarah is. Also making reasonable but bad decisions are Andy and Holly, who discover that Adilyn and Wade are not at the tree house (although their cell phones are) and assume that they are at Holly’s ex-husband’s cabin and take a long [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode Six

Last night’s episode was a major game changer and a blow against the unrelenting pit of despair that this season has been so far. Despite Eric’s awesome jaw ripping-off skills on display at the end of episode five, he and Pam are captured by the Yakuza working for the Yakanomo Corporation. They want Sarah Newlin, too, and are willing to kill Eric and Pam to get to her. But Eric doesn’t want to give up the information, because he doesn’t want to be deprived of the opportunity to kill her himself. Luckily, Pam talks sense into him and they and Yakanomo agree to do it together. Meanwhile, Bill is a responsible vampire adult who decides to make a will in [...]

True Blood, Episode Five

** Spoiler Alert ** We’re just five episodes away from True Blood’s true death as Eric and Pam continue their quest to kill Sarah Newlin while Sookie grieves Alcide and everyone else plays musical beds. With Bon Temps victorious at Fangtasia, the episode opens with Eric back on his throne on the club’s stage as he orders Wylla to accompany him and Pam on his hunt for Sarah.  Wylla, however, wants nothing to do with it, and tells Eric she’ll help him find Sarah only if he releases her.  Eric, between a rock and a hard place and running out of time even faster than this season, takes the deal, and Wylla winds up sending him and Pam to Texas [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode Four

An episode long on administrativia opens with Jason and Sookie making calls to notify the relatives of the recently dead.  Sookie manages to hold it together while talking to Alcide’s father, but Jason chokes up talking to Hoyt. Because every episode apparently has to contain some random content about whether Jason has it in him to be an alpha, Sookie gives him a speech about “manning up” because no one has time to fall apart. Meanwhile, Pam and Eric (and really, why is True Blood about anyone other than Pam and Eric?) are on a private jet headed to Shreveport.  Eric wants to see Willa one more time before he dies, but the actual point of the scene is to [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode Three

In True Blood’s ongoing effort to tie up all loose ends and up the body count, this week’s episode sees the return of Sarah Newlin who has turned her compulsive need to obtain status through faith into hanging out at a meditation center in L.A. and shagging her yoga instructor. Meanwhile, Pam and Eric, while discussing Eric’s Hep-V status, are having flashbacks to their adventures in France in 1986. This involves a lot nudity and outdoor sex interrupted by the Authority.  Eric and Pam are in trouble for not registering as vampires, paying their vampire taxes, and also for that outdoor sex thing.  Pam is appropriately scared of the Authority.  Eric, however, offers the Authority representative a few choice words [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode Two

One of True Blood’s crackiest conceits has always been the vampire-blood related sex dream.This week we discover that while Sookie is trying to get Bon Temps to let her help them in her big showdown with the angry community in church, Jason Stackhouse is taking a nap and dreaming of his thwarted love with Eric Northman.  From 1980s romance novel clichés featuring four-poster beds, red velvet, and a lot of black satin to Jason’s general inability to do anything right, this scene veers back and forth between high comedy and absolutely scorching sexiness. While Jason is being less than useful, Sookie and the rest of the town make a plan, using the dead girl in the woods to figure out [...]

TRUE BLOOD, Episode One

Season seven begins right where season six left off, at the human-vampire mixer with the infected Hep-V vampires about to attack.  It turns into a mass casualty event with Tara dying off-screen defending her mother. We see her fighting an infected vamp and she seems to have the upper hand, but later in the scene Lettie Mae is clutching Tara’s vampire goo remains.  Oops. Yet the death is so abrupt, it almost feels like a ruse, but it’s unclear what would be in it for Tara or Lettie Mae to fake such a thing. After the attack, it becomes clear that the infected vampires have kidnapped several people, including Arlene and Sam’s girlfriend.  Unfortunately, when Sam chases after them (as [...]

Weekend Viewing: TRUE BLOOD Season 7 Premiere

With the trailer for True Blood’s seventh season warning us that all humans are at risk, it looks likely that the last ten episodes of the beloved supernatural soap opera are going to wrap up with a very bloody bang.  But before the new episodes begin airing this Sunday, June 22 on HBO (and we begin recapping them here), it’s probably a good time to refresh our memories on where things were left when we were last in Bon Temps. After a long season of vampire and human politics with The Authority creating massive in-fighting amongst the vampires and the Louisiana governor’s office doing its best to eliminate vampires, Sookie’s past and family history became the main focus of the [...]